#13

Things you must never think:
"Surely he's done peeing"

#12

It's not a baby, it's a BJ detector.

#11

Don't like my kid? fine. But you realize it's either me or the Duggars, and they sure ain't backing down.

#10

the "runaway bunny" is the stalker song of children's literature.

#9

The ninja parent can tell the difference between gas and poop by ear alone.

#8

If we really want to support parents in a community-based way, we must start by bringing them caffeine.